egotisticalgold:

Me proposing

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

misbeliefs:

boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything


WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell   (via cinnabeun)